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Easter Blasphemy: 'Nuns' Show Children 'Jesus' Humping Trump Doll, Virgin Mary Bikini Contest

It’s not easy for San Francisco to truly stun the rest of the country—especially on a holiday like Easter.

After all, in a city sometimes dubbed “Gomorrah by the Golden Gate,” the resurrection of Christ is less likely to inspire piety than pageantry. No one’s expecting Franklin Graham to summon masses to the Presidio in a mass repentance rally. Swapping MDMA for communion wafers isn’t on the agenda, and many of the city’s progressive voices still resist acknowledging the crime rate, let alone that “the Son of Man has risen.”

So when something manages to dip even below those already dismal expectations, it’s saying a lot.

According to the Daily Mail (UK), backlash is brewing over an LGBT event that featured a flamboyant and deliberately irreverent “Hunky Jesus” competition. The Easter Sunday spectacle included a “Foxy Mary” bikini contest—mocking the Virgin Mary—a performance where a man simulated intercourse with a Donald Trump doll, and an Easter egg hunt for children, which drew additional criticism over concerns about exposing kids to sexually charged content.

The event was hosted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, a San Francisco-based group that has long attracted controversy for its provocative and anti-Christian themes. This particular gathering, dubbed “No Easter without the T,” highlighted transgenderism and was described by the group as a celebration of queer and trans identity.

Held in Dolores Park, the event drew an estimated 10,000 attendees. The headline act? The infamous “Hunky Jesus” contest.

The winner—Wesley Walker, performing under the persona “Cowboy Carter Jesus”—embodied a fusion of Beyoncé’s country alter ego and rainbow-hued symbolism. In his acceptance speech, Walker took aim at conservative critics, saying: “If we were more like Jesus and less like Christian nationalists, our country wouldn’t be as f**ed up as it is now.”*

WARNING: The following videos contain graphic footage that some readers may find offensive.

Footage from the event sparked outrage among some who viewed it as outright blasphemy. But participants like Walker viewed their satire as a critique of what they see as religious hypocrisy and political oppression.

Sister Shalita Corndog, a 46-year-old participant, compared the current climate to historical atrocities, saying: “There is a full-on movement to erase trans people.” He added, “This hatred is at a level equal or worse than that of the Third Reich… We’re moments away from extermination camps.”

One particularly inflammatory act was a contestant named “F*** Donald Trump Jesus,” who, according to the Daily Mail, “openly mock-humped a Trump doll as revelers cheered him on.” That performer, Kyle Quinn, a self-described lapsed Catholic, explained his costume: “Trump stands for everything I’m against… Every time I watch the news these days, I say to myself, ‘Jesus Christ, f** Donald Trump.’ That’s the inspiration for my costume.”*

Despite its adult themes, the event still included a family-oriented Easter egg hunt, prompting further criticism.

On social media, skeptics highlighted the double standard of such performances. One commenter asked pointedly: “I doubt they would do this to those who are Muslim, would they?” Indeed, no one expects a “Hunky Muhammad” contest or a Ramadan parody event titled “Absolutely Fabulous Allah.” The implications are clear: while Christianity is frequently targeted for mockery in the name of free speech, similar satire aimed at Islam is largely avoided due to fear of backlash.

Critics argue that what the participants perceive as “fascism” or “oppression” isn’t state violence—but rather moral condemnation. The Bible’s teachings remain clear, they argue, regardless of modern mockery. As it says: “Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery… I warn you… that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.”

In other words, San Francisco may keep pushing boundaries, but—like the original Gomorrah—there may be consequences. To some observers, this isn’t just an attack on Christianity, but a rejection of fundamental human values. And, they warn, that kind of rebellion always comes at a cost.


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